Ciao! Manhattan Tapes

They're Only Human

Waahhhh...

But if you were getting paid to go, you'd demand a front row seat next to the people who actually did something to get their press photographs too, wouldn't you?

Aren't We Over This Yet?

I saw some 12 year old kid on the subway today, waddling around, and he barely had his pants around his knees. I wanted to slap him twice across the face and say, "Pull your FUCKING pants up, dumbass."
SO OVER IT.

Bowling for Monkies

It's like an classy bowling bag that you take to the circus.
But all black and white and geometric and shit.

Crosshatch Satchel, $398, www.anthropologie.com.